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Feb 25, 2018 6:47:55 GMT
Post by tammy2001 on Feb 25, 2018 6:47:55 GMT
So a horse walked into a bar and I don't know if you guys know this but if you're a horse I'm not gonna expect you to understand what's going like you're I'm not gonna expect you to understand the gravity of a certain situation because you're a horse obviously so I understand how I expect you to understand what's going on cus you're a horse so anyways this horse absolutely doesn't know where he is starts starts uh crying squealing and shitting on the floor knocking things over so the whole place is in panic so uh we call we call pest control and we put it down we shot it six times he's gone now we're safe
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Post by Elizabeth on Feb 25, 2018 6:56:10 GMT
What's the funny part?
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joke
Feb 25, 2018 6:59:55 GMT
Post by AmericanCharm on Feb 25, 2018 6:59:55 GMT
Haha.
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Mar 13, 2018 14:54:02 GMT
Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2018 14:54:02 GMT
..Ok, I got it. There were so more smokes after the gunfire, that the horse was just suffocated. But, it wasn't the suffocation of smokes, it was the suffocation of its own laugh of these strange occurrence: a smoking horse.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2018 15:20:40 GMT
A joke from Yugoslav communistic era. Driver: "Comrade, we're reaching T intersection, what should I do?" Tito: "Hmm, give a left turn signal but go right" PS. if you don't get it look at Cold War era map
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joke
Mar 13, 2018 22:25:31 GMT
Post by Διαμονδ on Mar 13, 2018 22:25:31 GMT
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Post by Elizabeth on Mar 13, 2018 23:04:53 GMT
Tammy was laughing too hard at the joke so put it in the wrong place. I just fixed it xD But yeah I don't get the joke still. When you summarize the joke it just doesn't seem funny than the origional joke Shrug
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Mar 16, 2018 10:36:11 GMT
Post by namaenonai on Mar 16, 2018 10:36:11 GMT
Did he at least get the chance to order something before it was put down
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Mar 16, 2018 10:43:45 GMT
Post by Elizabeth on Mar 16, 2018 10:43:45 GMT
Yeah was too confusing Shrug
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alex1
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Mar 23, 2018 7:59:36 GMT
Post by alex1 on Mar 23, 2018 7:59:36 GMT
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
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Apr 22, 2018 7:36:06 GMT
Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2018 7:36:06 GMT
What's the funny part? I'm not gonna expect you to understand the gravity of a certain situation because you're a horse obviously so I understand how I expect you to understand what's going on cus you're a horse.. there is a meaning behind to all this which i cant get
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l3th4l
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Country: India
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Apr 29, 2018 2:07:44 GMT
Post by l3th4l on Apr 29, 2018 2:07:44 GMT
I'm a horse
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joke
May 24, 2018 1:25:04 GMT
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Post by TheBoonies on May 24, 2018 1:25:04 GMT
Did he just confess to murdering a horse for shitting on the ground? Is this permissible in court?
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joke
Jun 7, 2018 13:13:20 GMT
Post by vampireforu on Jun 7, 2018 13:13:20 GMT
so you all killed a horse for being a pest, . =)
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