Atheism/Evolution made silly

First I would mention you can’t assume that the lack of subscription to a baseless creation myth requires some other belief to fill that gap. Second the the logic of “I don’t know, therefore it must be God” isn’t what I’d consider solid logic.

It’s widely accepted at this point in time that nothing happened before the Big Bang because time itself did not exist. There was a singularity and it expanded in what is known as the “great inflation” and thus the “Big Bang” was started. This is what science suggests.

It basically comes down to

Christians- God called the universe into existence from nothing. Because If you believe that a higher power created the universe then that higher power also needs a creator. Then that creator would need one, and so on. That is nothing more than logic puzzle with no end.

Atheists/Agnostics- Big Bang Theory which is the most widely accepted theory that has put fourth the most solid evidence. Then there is the steady stare theory, tired light theory, mirror universe theory, electric universe theory, and some others. All seem plausible in their own ways.

So you can debate beginning of time theories all day. But talking to Christians is like talking to a wall. I’ve learned that over time after wasting far too many hours talking to them about religious subjects. No amount of scientific evidence is satisfactory, no theories are better than their bronze aged desert dweller mythology, and they all resort to turtling back into “nope not good enough for me, must be my Christian god, yep that’s the right one out of all the others, my Bible is all I need”. My only point on this subject is it’s absolutely ludicrous for Christians to make the claim Atheists are the ones who believe things came from nothing when it’s clear that if anything it’s the other way around.

Well,this is the kind of discussion that can never reach a conclusion.
I suggest that both theists and atheists reach some sort of agreement such as this:

"God made the universe from nothing,and then he/she left the building."

How's that for a starter?

I suppose to the common understanding is that when we think evolution we think of gradual ascension from a horizontal crawling plane, to a vertical walking position, our bodies alignment now having grown closer to the heavens, as we have rose from the dirt, and have become 1000's of times more advanced than another other being on Earth, amazing in a sense.

We also assume that there is substantial information's of clear evidence that this has been proven, that a monkey, outsmarted every Lion, Cougar, Leopard, killer bee, and rattle snake combined with and global catastrophe with ease, and mostly every animal remaining pretty much the same they have been since traceable records. However when analyzing the pictographs and legend, you only see the need for more evidence, none of it being conclusive, and most importantly NONE of it can coexist with other theories of Ancient Sumerian alien life, which is equally if not more convincing of having to have existed.

The story of humanities supposed creator's of surprisingly mysterious instantaneous mastery of grand technological devices, and 7500 year old texts proclaiming to have already obtained biological human dna alteration methods, flying boat ships, extensive 12th degree L-chemical doctorate's, and things that are debatable still to even exist or be possible, merely inscribed and found almost by slim chance of their survival to still be in existence today, common everyday discussions between these 'space power harnessing' ancient king's lists.. records of their discovery of Earth, why we have asteroid belts, and seemingly odd depictions of man's coming into being, personified on walls, easily predating the dead sea scrolls, claiming to be our Gods, and potentially being a made into existence from a sacrificial God, and sometimes the use of a monkey as well. Seeing as the word God is, as we all know and English word, we can trace it's roots to proto-German term, timeline analysis  of the word origin and it's found to mean "creator, or the act creation." We then have exact profile line-ups of these superseded angels, spirit, demons, and God's found to be in correlation to these cuneiform, Hebrew square-script texts.

An interesting note is that many-a-people claim that humanity has had 'stair step' evolution where we suddenly improve greatly in a specific field, sometimes never theorized, practiced or discussed about before, up to that point.. and suddenly we were using it in our every-day lives, more peculiarly there are strange documents of near distant debunked, 9/11 conspiracy type genre ordeals of linguistically intelligent, venerable beings also stating they were present when these giant heaps of 100% necessary innovations were perhaps 'given' to humanity, as we leaped forth once again into an entirely new age of tools, weaponry, types of clothing methods, and mechanical advantages designed to ease the amount of word we do.

I was mostly suggesting that it is strange crocodiles, have remained almost entirely the same.. intelligence wise, and we humans are *jumps in missile firing, sun powered, water out of thin air, hovercraft machine.. *drops a single wire into pond* .. *electrocutes and kills every single alligator swimming down below instantly* 100's if not 1000's times smarter than they have through their millions of years here on earth, and they're still these lame green-scaley-wannabe dragons.

So without further adieu, perhaps there has been creators, that have came into being before that of a man, and swung by and placed us here as depicted, into a fenced in garden, man and woman, who were meant to live peaceful harmonious lives, who were then banished because their impurity like a bad apple would have infected the rest of the garden, similar to how you don't give a baby solid foods, and definitely don't give them a mind altering drug like mushrooms and psychedelic 'mind revealing' medicinal uses until the mind has developed up into a point where it can manage to process and profit from these of tremendous probability to totally sane via immaculate bizarre occurrences!

I think as long as I don't say Adam and Eve I should do just fine on convincing a few people here ;p *cough*

I forgot to mention that these plots of humanities gradual linear inquisitional development, so far no two fossils were even close to then say that they do in fact stem from each other, and in every case more information, evidence has been required, and that's including hundreds of fake man made skulls, which has been hidden, put on mute and kept secret, still to this day. Luckily there has been few individuals who spent 8 years of effective lab procedure, revisiting and opening this 'closed case' who are of course, never allowed to surface, but have practically proven it to be a hoax.

I just want to add, evolution occurs and is just as real as revolution, but it's just not logical in any way to disregard entire civilizations, pyramids, mega monoliths, red sea crossings, endorsed by Egyptian deities, so that we can live comfortably and ignore these super incredibly old, newly surfaced discoveries.. orrrrr maybe they have even been hidden for a while . Many scientists today have decided to live under a rock it seems and in return live fraudulent lifestyles because of it.

Some of these people with their PHD's just means permanent head damage ;p

I mean I imagine many people when they found out the earth was round denied it completely, and so we pretty much.. you know.. waited for them to.. disappear.. nature canceled itself out.. :D out with the old in with the new .. on that note, praise God for our existence, for raging war among their own species, and fighting for us, because as you may know, lots of them wanted us to be super enslaved for our lives :/

screw the light at the end of the tunnel, im tryna find a garden
i'll confess to The Man there that I never wanted to leave, my sins maybe he will pardon
it's cold out here one minute, im freezing, the airs thick, trouble breathing, and on top of that i'm starving
I heard there's two angels watching me closely, i'll follow the law again not even a fly I plan on harming 
they must have let me tip toe into this place, the presence of this hearth nirvana is what they guarding
I imagine it was easy then, i've grown a little and now like a veteran, i play on hardened
this is my call of duty, i've heard of this place, seen the movies, it's like i've been here before but always wake up dreaming
it's a inner whisper inside of me and sometimes it's screaming
i'll take care of all my baby momma's, food to eat even when they weaning
I swear I'll think of things like essence and inner meaning, think about kingly propositions and only one girl I'm Queening.
like a lazor light beam, been struck by lightning, my senses were heightened, a sugar rush ice cream, that girl was frightened
an anti gravitational wave swing, the promise offspring, a real life offering, a baron woman's sings, King David with the sling
running naked in the streets, I'm calling out eureka, I found perfect measurement of gold and it's in ur reba
sound soul source creator, y u gotta be a hater, I'm Liu Kang, wolverine and Vader, icu noticed that yoga lotus I made her
sos a flare lit, screaming violence and detriment, settlements of testament, an abode unto his divine creation
life's not just an experimental paradox, abrasion to a maison hastened to a mason, fountain of youth a washbasin
life just doesn't goes boom, bereshit, and explodes into creation, then charges you overhead for passing by rocks
it's an earthquake movement, opens with allurement then flies by like flocks
I heard there's three and a half years where there's two people spitting flames and that's them talking
I plan on visiting and it's not by walking. I'm luke skywalker I'll just travel inside my walkman
something something something, quickscope, Spartan.

What you interpreted as dreams was incorrect, and I think that anyone besides a liberated God-nourished mind should read more.
I have no need to be more like anyone else. I have lived prosperously and feel the same as I did as a young child, living now as an adult,
I stray from sin, I seek understanding, my best friend is adaptability, I've experienced abundance of joys, meditated beyond soul-bearing substance.
I do not drink, when I speak I do not stutter. I walk in sturdy fashion with comfortability, whether in danger or without.
I can discern whether someone is a friend, foe, or stranger. I eat honey with my meals.
I have looked deep into cosmos, traveling far into the mind, I have fashionability, and I can comfort any soul and lead danger to death.
I can think highly or poorly of myself and my remain the same, I can go against evil and purify my intentions all while enduring harmoniously the effects of a real life.
I am the light of the world and darkness stands before me.
I am one of the sanest people I know, I don't even question my sanity,
I have found the root of problem, assessed, and made known and addressed to all formidably the solutions.
I am a CEO, withing ranking supremacy of kings among royal families, similar to that of an Archduke.
I am honored within Italy, France, formerly Ukraine.
I have had world records, I have had the Genius of the Year speak of me, and he find me.
I've been invited into several organizations, I have family ties of political power.
I have had clothes made and designed specifically for me according to my inner callings.
I have fashioned ministry among my entire family, I have established and ordained orchestras, and helped both my brothers obtain financial success.
I was along the ones who aided in the marriage of my mother to a truly learned, safe and able abandoned father.
My friends speak highly of me, I am honoured in the living room and greeted differently than others.
I have spoken and been in the council of hundreds of high leveled Order members, I am a born Knight of Columbus,
I have inherent chess playing skills, poker faced playing, cards deal in my favour, and people mention I am lucky all the time.

I have made my own society.. revival didn't go viral!!!

But there's not much I can say I suppose ;p I probably should be reading more