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Oct 21, 2017 20:35:00 GMT
Post by Elizabeth on Oct 21, 2017 20:35:00 GMT
Share some jokes. This one I found online... My dad has told me that when I was really young, he said to me “I don’t ever want to see you do that again.” and I responded with “okay close your eyes.” And since it was about a kid, I remembered something my nephew said to his twin. "Get away from there! The boogeman will get you for his birthday present!" , he yelled. His twin brother got scared and ran back.
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Oct 21, 2017 20:53:38 GMT
Post by Διαμονδ on Oct 21, 2017 20:53:38 GMT
I don't know any joke in English
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Post by martinvwiseguy on Oct 23, 2017 2:19:45 GMT
Share some jokes. This one I found online... My dad has told me that when I was really young, he said to me “I don’t ever want to see you do that again.” and I responded with “okay close your eyes.” And since it was about a kid, I remembered something my nephew said to his twin. "Get away from there! The boogeman will get you for his birthday present!" , he yelled. His twin brother got scared and ran back. Haha, I used to be told the boogeyman one. xD
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Oct 23, 2017 2:30:25 GMT
Post by Elizabeth on Oct 23, 2017 2:30:25 GMT
Share some jokes. This one I found online... My dad has told me that when I was really young, he said to me “I don’t ever want to see you do that again.” and I responded with “okay close your eyes.” And since it was about a kid, I remembered something my nephew said to his twin. "Get away from there! The boogeman will get you for his birthday present!" , he yelled. His twin brother got scared and ran back. Haha, I used to be told the boogeyman one. xD Were you scared of boogeman when little too?
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Oct 26, 2017 5:34:22 GMT
Post by Elizabeth on Oct 26, 2017 5:34:22 GMT
This kid is a genius! XD
Kid vs barber A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’
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Post by Elizabeth on Oct 26, 2017 7:06:05 GMT
Boss: *Shouting* "Little Johnny come to my office right now..." Little Johnny: "Yes sir"! Boss : "Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?" Little Johnny: "Yes sir!, the customer is always right". Boss : "So what were you arguing about with that customer?" Little Johnny: "He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir"! Boss: "That bustard. What did u say to him?" Little Johnny: "I told him he's right
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Post by Διαμονδ on Oct 26, 2017 8:16:05 GMT
I remembered one of my favorite Russian joke! it is difficult to translate into English so people can understand Петька докладывает Чапаеву: - Товарищ Фурманов только что прибыл из штаба. Чапаев: - Отведи его в столовую, покорми. Петька: - Он сыт. Чапаев: - Ну пусть поссыт, а потом покорми
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Post by Elizabeth on Oct 26, 2017 8:20:24 GMT
I remembered one of my favorite Russian joke! it is difficult to translate into English so people can understand Петька докладывает Чапаеву: - Товарищ Фурманов только что прибыл из штаба. Чапаев: - Отведи его в столовую, покорми. Петька: - Он сыт. Чапаев: - Ну пусть поссыт, а потом покорми No pyct pocit a potom pokormi loooool. Well, it is a nice thing to do to feed him still xD
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Post by Διαμονδ on Nov 3, 2017 12:18:06 GMT
Share some jokes. This one I found online... My dad has told me that when I was really young, he said to me “I don’t ever want to see you do that again.” and I responded with “okay close your eyes.” And since it was about a kid, I remembered something my nephew said to his twin. "Get away from there! The boogeman will get you for his birthday present!" , he yelled. His twin brother got scared and ran back. Я нашел много шуток по украински Я не знаю как поймут их иностранцы Например : У магазині: - Вибачте, ви не дали мені здачу. - Вибачаю. )) В Америці існують дороги які побудували, але забули відзначити на карті. В Україні є дороги, які відзначили на карті, але забули побудувати. xD )) Мама каже Петрикові: -Ти знову кидався цеглою у дятька Мішу?! -Я більше небуду. -А йому вже і нетреба!
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Nov 3, 2017 12:19:30 GMT
Post by Διαμονδ on Nov 3, 2017 12:19:30 GMT
а ще е таке Вчені винайшли робота, який ловить злодіїв. - В Китаї за 5 хвилин зловили 100 злодіїв. - В Америці за 5 хвилин зловили 20 злодіїв. - В Українії за 5 хвилин вкрали самого робота.
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Nov 28, 2017 10:10:35 GMT
Post by Διαμονδ on Nov 28, 2017 10:10:35 GMT
You can perfectly translate jokes from Ukrainian into English? Interesting opinions of foreigners! xD
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Post by Elizabeth on Nov 28, 2017 10:25:31 GMT
You can perfectly translate jokes from Ukrainian into English? Interesting opinions of foreigners! xD I don't think everything can always be translated perfectly. There are also idioms and things that aren't the same in all languages. So, I can do a close translation, yes.
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Nov 28, 2017 10:47:01 GMT
Post by Διαμονδ on Nov 28, 2017 10:47:01 GMT
You can perfectly translate jokes from Ukrainian into English? Interesting opinions of foreigners! xD I don't think everything can always be translated perfectly. There are also idioms and things that aren't the same in all languages. So, I can do a close translation, yes. Well! I'll wait for the result! xD
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Dec 15, 2017 16:51:20 GMT
via mobile
Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2017 16:51:20 GMT
Boss: u were suppose to come at 8 o clock
Employee: why what happened at 8 o clock
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