Studies have show he problem with children is that they are happy and carefree. This bothers many adults and causes a deep sense of internal strife due to envy induced congnitive dissonance grounded in the inability to return to time constricted value systems.
As a result certain political measures must be made to ban children from smiling and playing as this causes an inherent value inequality.
Studies have shown that in order to combat this extremism, propagated by an ignorant and arrogant youth (with sample margins expressing this occurring within kids of the preschool age), ritual burning and cleansing of preschools enables a better and more open tolerance among societal members.
Banning "coloring" and "tag", as well as striking children severely for smiling, had also be found to cause a deeper sense of group integration and purpose.
Children subject to ritualized trauma as well as over domineering single mothers and fathers involved with mental and spiritual expansion medicines (crack cocaine, marijuana, lsd, herioine) are more prone to be creative and expressive of there internal feelings allowing a deeper sense of empathy that is beneficial for assertive dominance in a continually changing market place.
Programs presents for youth have also been found to help maintain valuable skillset integration earlier in life:
Rehearsals of "hide the army man in your anus" or "shoot that white cracks racist cop" allow young men to practice and rehearse better drug management skills later in life while allowing a health outlet to release built up tension reinforced under the constrictive traditional family paradigm.
Studies have also found that the funding of playgrounds that remove swing sets and replace them with stripper poles allows women not only to explore there internal potential but allows a health medium of creative self expression and bonding with others that promotes societal stability through income distribution.
Religious programs upto an including "a Santa clause handing out empty, but beautifully wrapped gift boxes" enable the child to ingrain a deep sense of gratitude and overcoming the fear of uncertainty as well.
In conclusion studies have shown that adults know best and the best way to deal with society distress is further involvement with children's personal lives by offering trade skills as well as one on one coaching.
Yes...this is sarcasm...at least that is what the studies say.